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Geo Mere Dosto

Qarz Dosti ka ada kon kare ga? Dost na ho to Dosti kon kare ga? Ay KHUDA Mere Doston ko salamat rkh…

Faraz Apni Wife Se

Faraz Apni Wife Se; Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se" Wah Wah Daag To Chala Jaega Kameez Se Agar …

Why I Hate C.I.D

Why I Hate C.I.D :(  An Example:  LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha  DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?  LA…

Wife Husband Say

Wife husband say : aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon Husband: tumhay kis na…

Girl On Phone

Girl On Phone Girl: janu i m missing u very much where r u since morning???? . boy: abi tou bat hoi…

1 Pagal hr waqat bolta rehta tha

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha “Ghulail bnaoun ga aur Chirya ko maron ga!” 1 din usko Paglon k Doct…

Real Heart Touching Story

“Real Heart Touching Story” A B0y Sent The Most Expensive Bird That C0uld Speak 40 Languages As A B…

FUNNY BUT TRUE

AQAL BADAM KHANY SY NAHI . . . DHOKA KHANY SY ATI HY……….. FUNNY BUT TRUE

Teacher shocked

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phe…

2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily

2 sardaron ko 2 bamb mily 1 nay kaha chalo police k bataty hain 2ra agar rasty main 1 chal gaya to …

Height of Good Luck

Height of good luck teacher: Hey! Stand up, tell me two pronouns . . . . . . Student: who? Me? . . …

Molvi sahb apki fees

Nikah k baad dulha  Molvi sahb apki fees Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do. Dulha ne 10 ru…

Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho

Boy to Girl  Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ? Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han :( Boy : Kitne Aye Han ? Girl: …

Astaghfar prh leti hon

Ankh0n mein jab kabhi tasveer aap ki aati hai Wahh.. * wahh.. * Astaghfar prh leti ho0n, tabiyat sa…

Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab

Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab hota hy? . Jb pyar me dhoka ho? Nahi. Jab exam me fail ho? Nahi. Jb ko…

Dollars has increased to Rs 96

Dollars has increased to Rs 96 . . . Milk has increased to Rs. 70… . . . Petrol has increased to Rs…

Mummy Mat Maro

Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se Ilaaj…? . Ae Galib! . Ishq Ka Rog Tha . . . .. MAA ki Chappal se …

Physics kitni Easy hoti agar

Physics kitni Easy hoti agar . . . . . . . . .. Agar . . . . . . ‘Apple’ k jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya ho…

APNO KI JUDAI HY

Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez  "APN0 KI JUDAI HY" So Plz  Roz Aik 2 sms…

This is a funny crime story

This is a funny crime story five friends lived in a room. mad brain nobody fool somebody. one day s…

Tum dur sahi Majbur sahi

Tum dur sahi Majbur sahi Par yaad tumhari aati hai Tum saans waha par leti ho Aur badbu yaha par aa…

I Hate That Bergar

Wife: i hate that bergar. Husband: y?  Wife: yesterday i gave him food today he gave me a book  …

Bekar Girls

Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha. . . . . …. . . . Jharu pocha karlo Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha…

APKA Hi Rooza Toote Ga

Sprite Pio., Coke Pio., 7'up Pio., Marinda Pio., Pani Pio., Aur Pio., Pio, Pio, Q k Mera kuch n…

Jab kutay ke mout ati hai

Jab kutay ke mout ati hai..!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tu kuta mar jata hai..!! . …

What is the Colour of Frequency

What is the Colour of Frequency? Ans: Purple How? Frequency=1/time means 1/sec 1sec = Ek Pal 1/Pal=…

What Is 143

What Is 143? . . . . I LOVE YOU ?? . No . . . . . . I MISS YOU ?? . No . . . . . . . . I LIKE YOU ?…

Dil Cheer k Dikhaau

Dil cheer ke dikhaau, to dard dhoondh na sakoge, Waah...waah. .. dil cheer ke dikhaau, To dard dhoo…

This is Confidence

What is confidence? 10 boys decided to propose a girl… . . . 9 boys came with roses, . . . 1 boy ca…

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